“A Jew and a Jewess were brought to Allah’s Apostle on a charge of committing an illegal sexual intercourse. The Prophet asked them. “What is the legal punishment (for this sin) in your Book (Torah)?” They replied, “Our priests have innovated the punishment of blackening the faces with charcoal and Tajbiya.” ‘Abdullah bin Salam said, “O Allah’s Apostle, tell them to bring the Torah.” The Torah was brought, and then one of the Jews put his hand over the Divine Verse of the Rajam (stoning to death) and started reading what preceded and what followed it. On that, Ibn Salam said to the Jew, “Lift up your hand.” Behold! The Divine Verse of the Rajam was under his hand. So Allah’s Apostle ordered that the two (sinners) be stoned to death, and so they were stoned. Ibn ‘Umar added: So both of them were stoned at the Balat and I saw the Jew sheltering the Jewess.”
Notice the last bit.
It is nice to see love that has literally survived the centuries.
I once had a guy try to kill me when I told him I was leaving. Maybe this skeletal guy (or girl) took, “to have and to hold from this day forward” a little too literally. He might have missed the “till death do us part” in there too.
Those skeletons were faked by liberal, godless scientists in an attempt to turn us from the Way. Everyone knows the world began on a Tuesday in 1873. It’s in the Bible!
Nan Says:”Kurt, how dare you??? It was Wednesday at 2:15 am CET. God said so!”
Actually as everyone knows the Invisible Pink Unicorn (blessed be Her Holy Hooves) created the Universe last Thursday exactly as if it was billions of years old. If you don’t believe that, you’ll be thrown into a pot of boiling hot oil for eternity. Or not. Depending on whether Her Holiness (bbhhh) gives a damn.
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I had me a thought that filled my with horror: what if it appears that this is a same sex couple?
Woe upon us!
Actually I can’t help thinking of this hadith:
Sahih Bukhari Volume 8, Book 82, Number 809:
Narrated Ibn ‘Umar:
“A Jew and a Jewess were brought to Allah’s Apostle on a charge of committing an illegal sexual intercourse. The Prophet asked them. “What is the legal punishment (for this sin) in your Book (Torah)?” They replied, “Our priests have innovated the punishment of blackening the faces with charcoal and Tajbiya.” ‘Abdullah bin Salam said, “O Allah’s Apostle, tell them to bring the Torah.” The Torah was brought, and then one of the Jews put his hand over the Divine Verse of the Rajam (stoning to death) and started reading what preceded and what followed it. On that, Ibn Salam said to the Jew, “Lift up your hand.” Behold! The Divine Verse of the Rajam was under his hand. So Allah’s Apostle ordered that the two (sinners) be stoned to death, and so they were stoned. Ibn ‘Umar added: So both of them were stoned at the Balat and I saw the Jew sheltering the Jewess.”
Notice the last bit.
It is nice to see love that has literally survived the centuries.
I once had a guy try to kill me when I told him I was leaving. Maybe this skeletal guy (or girl) took, “to have and to hold from this day forward” a little too literally. He might have missed the “till death do us part” in there too.
Those skeletons were faked by liberal, godless scientists in an attempt to turn us from the Way. Everyone knows the world began on a Tuesday in 1873. It’s in the Bible!
Kurt, how dare you??? It was Wednesday at 2:15 am CET. God said so!
Nan Says:”Kurt, how dare you??? It was Wednesday at 2:15 am CET. God said so!”
Actually as everyone knows the Invisible Pink Unicorn (blessed be Her Holy Hooves) created the Universe last Thursday exactly as if it was billions of years old. If you don’t believe that, you’ll be thrown into a pot of boiling hot oil for eternity. Or not. Depending on whether Her Holiness (bbhhh) gives a damn.