Everyone knows the first requirement for an American presidential candidate (and executive positions in general come to that) is really good hair. When did the last baldly win? Eisenhower? LBJ is technically exempt considering he got in when the previous guy lost his hair. Although with the rest of his skull. And you have to be tall. And it helps to be left handed (don’t ask me why but most of the Presidents since WW2 have been – must be a Lizard thing).
Everyone knows the first requirement for an American presidential candidate (and executive positions in general come to that) is really good hair. When did the last baldly win? Eisenhower? LBJ is technically exempt considering he got in when the previous guy lost his hair. Although with the rest of his skull. And you have to be tall. And it helps to be left handed (don’t ask me why but most of the Presidents since WW2 have been – must be a Lizard thing).
Good Grief! Now we know where that hole in the ozene and global warming came from. Damn democtrates hair!