Mahmoud Salem
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Stop being retarded! 

There is no Maadi serial killer. There hasn't been one confirmed victim killed anywhere in Maadi. The people who work in the press who I spoke to confirm this as well. This is nothing but a hoax played on you by the egyptian authorities, to give you something to think and talk about. And yes, apparently y'all are so stupid you fell for it, and some of you are going the extra distance of adding imaginary victims on randon streets that you have heard about from that friend of yours who lives/ has a cousin/friend who lives on that street. Stop freaking out your daughters, will you? Get a freakin grip!

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15 thoughts on “Dear people of Maadi

  1. SM, i couldn’t agree more! the wild imagination of the poor egyptians competes with yours on some levels :D one version i heard even featured the dude stabbing his victims in the butt (ouch!), and what’s more: one cab driver’s interpretation of the “incidents” was that the islamists were behind it, u know, trying to dissuade women of wearing pants and all. sometimes i wonder if it can get more entertaining :D

  2. Well apparently they have arrested someone in maadi last night January 14th under the pretext of being the Maadi serial killer. Isn’t it a little hard to do if there are no bodies? Go figure. This should be in the only Egypt section, you agree?

  3. No no SM- this is true. I heard about it on the radio yesterday.

    The police found a body in Maadi. Apparently it was a really gruesome and somewhat bizarre scene.

    The news reports said that the dead body had its cavities- mouth, nose, ears and butt hole, stuffed with Coco-Puffs and Cornflakes. An empty bottle of milk was found nearby.

    The police are now on the hunt for a cereal killer.

  4. You’re right, I believe there isn’t a serial killer in Maadi, I guess it is more like the story about the serial killer in golf area in Heliopolis that happened about 4 or 5 years ago and they ended up arresting a guy for the charge of spreading the rumor.

    I guess it is nothing more than a game played by the police to move people minds away from the police torturing stories after the appearance of the last video. If you remember the child molester gang was discovered just after the police sexual abuse victim story came to light, or maybe it is just a coincidence and I am just another conspiracy theorist!!:)

  5. Ok, lets make a real good rumour, a woman stabbing the thing of any men that measures less then 20 centimetres, wouldn’t it be fun!!?? …… all man will be out the streets in Cairo…. Hahahaha Egyptians and Foreigners…
    I do believe Egyptian police doesn’t need to create rumours, and if it is a rumour definitely comes from Americans!!!!
    Have fun duds!! :)))))

  6. I just got an e mail from a friend warning about this so i decided to do look for news release
    I typed this maadi serial killer and it go me straight to ur comments
    I guess no body else in interested, and then the stapping in the ass isn’t it abit weired that the killer staps only women and in the butt….come on it should be every (frustrated) man’s dream on earth to do this
    I agree with the stapping of men’s things but I guess we needn’t measure after all they are men…
    of course I agree with spreading a rumor not with stapping

  7. Dude, I live in Maadi and have met the Serial Killer, “El-Safah” (The Butcher) as he is popularly called, myself.

    Naaa. Just mucking about.

    I agree… you wouldn’t believe how people are adding to the rumor. A cab driver told me that he has attacked 32 women, of which 4 are dead. He also said that he actually saw the man being chased by a large group of citizens/policemen and that he passed straight in front of his car.

    Apparently, he didn’t know it was Mr. Butcher until two 3omada (which should translate to brigadiers but are usually referred to as colonels) got into the cab with him and discussed the incident.

    He said that if he’d only known, he would have rammed the m*ther F*****!

    Another cabbie said the man has killed 17 women.

    Another dude I over-heard saying: La2! Akeed fee safa7! El boleece ta7t 3omartee kol sanya men el yoam!

    It’s amazing how little people need to “verify” the truth of this… in their own minds at least.

  8. The is too a Maadi killer. Last year in just one day he killed over a million birds infected with the flu. He even threw them into the Nile so we couldn’t drink water between 9:30am and 11:00am.

    In any case: the islamist angle won’t work now that the rumour has some of his victims wearing niqab.

  9. yeah exactly they found a dead body of a girl and like there was this tv program and like there was this girl that got attacked by him and he put his hand in her ass and then stabbed her in her waist!!! and she fainted and was in a coma but she wokeup and told everyone! it’s true and they said he’s crazy and he drills girls and stabs girls who wear tight jeans blablablabla and they call he safah and said he put some bodies in the nile and that he’s all hooded and shit!

  10. haha. in the street today I saw a car written on it “Safa7 El Ma3adi” “MAadi Serial killer” and some gurls were really afraid from approaching to the car, actually the story is a bit funny, adding to Faisal’s comment… a frnd of mine was in a ai and the driver began to talk with her about the killer and how brutal he is and how many women he stabbed!!

    Well true or false…. Egyptian have an amazing skill of spreading rumors!!

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