* Me and cousin Y. discussing her honeymoon plans*
SM: So, where are you spending your honeymoon?
Y.: Asia. We are spending it in Asia.
SM:Where in Asia? Phucket?
Y.: Yes. We are going to Phucket. We are also thinking about going to Thailand as well.
SM: (silent for a second): Ehh, excuse me? What?
Y.: What? I can go to two countries on my honeymoon.
SM: Oh, but aren't you afraid that it might be too exhausting to visit Phucket and then go all the way to Thailand?
Y.: Ehh, I will have O. handle the all the flight arrangments. We are flying first class anyway.
SM: Ok, fun time is over. Listen to me sweetie before you mention what you just told me to O. and make him realize what a stupid clueless airhead you are: Phucket is in Thailand.
Y.: No, it's not.
SM: Oh, Yes, it is!
Y.: No, the capital of Thailand is Bangok. Phucket is a totally seperate place.
SM: Jesus effin Christ. Ok, try to follow me here: Egypt..Thailand, Cairo…Bangok, Sharm Al Sheikh….Phucket!
SM: Finally sunk in? Get it now.
Y.: Yep yep.
SM (mumbeling to myself): Thank god we found someone to marry you, you are a walking scandal.