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I remember watching this SouthPark episode, where a kindergarden teacher has an affair with Kyle's little Brother Ike, who is like 4 years old. When confornted with her pedophilia, she got out of it by calling in a press conference and announcing that she regretted her actions and blamed it on her Alcoholism, which she would seek treatment for immediely, which, of course, she didn't, and she continued having the affair with Ike! They called it the Mel Gibson defense.
I don't know why I was reminded of that episode when I read this..
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There was Mark Foley who used to Mel Gibson defence when he was caught talking dirty to male teen congressional pages online. Who knew alcohol could turn you into a borderline homosexual pedophile? I bet they don’t advertise THAT in the next Bud Light commercial.
http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2006/10/new_foley_insta.html
Niccccccce.
In some countries crimes and offences committed under the influence are considered an aggravating circumstance. I with US’d be the same.
If he doesn’t drink he’s less likely to expand his philandering to ugly women.
First off, South Park will rot your brain and liver – be very, very afraid.
Is there any treatment for South Park addiction?